Despite our love for pregaming in the infamous Niland House before venturing out to a pub then club, we decided to mix it up a bit tonight and take our Irish Ciders on the road. How could we possibly complain when our walk to school is on a river? With that, we gathered all our materials and ventured to College Bar for the evening. I mean shit, we have a bar on campus. If we failed to utilize this we may as well have just stayed home and watched E!. So once this plan to attend the College Bar was intact i promptly loved the Earth by recycling and filling my Pennies bag with Devil's Cider and headed off. Little did I know that Pennies chose the lesser quality brown bags and within five minutes my cans fell out across the path. My eco loving nature quickly responded and saved the man-over-board beverages only to find that we had a man down. Yes, one of them was leaking from the side. So what is a girl to do when one of her pregame cans is leaking and every ounce of alcohol may a well be gold? Simple. Shotgun. And shotgun I did. I refuse to describe the remainder of this night for fear or my followers but needless to say Princess Peach pulled a gun of her own and I got Adam Levine's autograph. This is a trend to be familiar with. Peace love and Guinness my friends.
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