Mama Gelson?

After many humorous events occurred this week I found myself as Mama Gelson. How in God's name did SJU's hot mess become this person to a random group in a foreign country? Who knows. But yes indeed I am mom here. I do what I can to keep my kids from making poor decisions or at least from dying in the land of beer. So with that I choose to live my title proudly as if all these little angels were my human Zoeys.   So maybe I find dead baby jokes hilarious and okay maybe today at the mall in Eyre Square a man was walking through a door way with his kid on his shoulders and at the last millisecond ducked before the kid got wiped out and I died of laughter for 20 minutes at the thought that he missed that opportunity. I do what I can people. And if you ask Zoey Cooney or Tigger Gelson, I am hands down the best babysitter ever. I hope one day I get promoted to humans. But I'm not counting my days.