M.I.A. Melissa

Captain Useless Student Handbook Information Provider aka Christine has just informed us that approximately 1 NUI Galway student dies a year in the shallow rivers and therefore we are all advised to stay AWAY from the many bodies of water surrounding Galway after nights of drinking. Advice that we have failed epically at following. Upon hearing this as I finished overly bedazzling my eyes with glitter (an addiction I can't break since NYE) I began to respond to this potentially useless information with the belief that "Well none of us get THAT drunk and unable to hold our liqu..shit...wait...where is Melissa?!" After factoring this new piece of information in with our observations of our lovable lightweights drinking habits thus far in our journey we all began to worry that Mel may become a part of this statistic. In addition, none of us have made contact with her since we left Pennies (Irish Target) early this afternoon. Panic. Currently googling leashes and life vests.