Mozel Tov M.Herb

Despite her plagiarism for stealing MY life novel's title "memoirs of a blackout" in her recent facebook album, I would like to wish a Miss Meghan Herb a happy 21st birthday. I am so sorry I won't be there to steal the thunder as drunkest party attendant and after failing to get into Webster Hall in NYC, promptly run away and take a train home at 1am...again. Bottoms up whore.