Singles Appreciation Day

There are a lot of things in life that I miss out on for whatever reason. One such occurrence would have to be witnessing Kelsey Princess Peach Kalberer light her hair on fire when attempting to light a cigarette post-Valentine's Day shannonigans. The night began pretty standard with a few twists in honor of the holiday. Rugby, semi-hot shower, and Kelsey yelling at me for not being ready able to get ready in .5 seconds. To commemorate our single lives we chose to add a bottle of cheap champagne each to our four Druid warm up. While Jen and Christine were being wined and dined by their various Irish suitors, the A team went to Central Park to celebrate with all the other singles. Apparently there was some sort of key/lock hand out that we were too late to participate in due to my lethargic preparation methods- can't say I'm too upset we missed that. I obtained this knowledge when a guy held his key out and dangled it in my face. Bewildered, my immediate reaction was that I dropped mine so I checked my clutch. Still there, legit. In that time Princess Peach came out of Kelsey, clearly informed on whatever this gesture meant, and with the up most force slapped his arm out of the way and proceeded to shout that I was hers tonight. This is living proof that last night was truly an evening of Singles Appreciation and in NO way an attempt to get obliterated and meet other people who failed to get a Valentine. Thank god I didn't have a Valentine because I was in no condition to be sharing the left over Pizza Hut we obtained when we got the wrong order and then kept both. Still not sure why I was so desperate for pizza that I woke up to a small bite missing in a still frozen piece...